Don't Drag Me Into Your Quagmire

It appears that people are somehow attempting to drag me in to some assine elementary school skirmish. I run a damn honest company and am not personally associated in any way with any of the sites and panty farms involved in this silly business. I have no control over who buys advertising on my blog or resells my products, and I really don't give a flying hoot how they present them to buyers. Resellers that buy from me purchase in bulk, send me my money, and I send the product to them to do with as they wish. I hereby wash my hands of any product sold in bulk once it leaves my shop. I will continue to stand behind my product sold directly through me under my various auction accounts. Other than that leave me out of your games, DO NOT mention my blog or attempt to implicate me in the activities of others.

Give Us A Break

I would like to ask the female panty sellers to give me, and guys like me a well deserved break. There is plenty of business to go around, and truth be told, many buyers prefer my panty recipe to the god knows what that naturally comes out of a woman. My patent pending process is safe, potent, and satisfying. My panties have been approved for sale on all the major panty auction sites, and some well known and established panty farms have trouble keeping my product in stock. Stop the hating! ~ JimmyP

An Olive Branch And Solution For Other Used Panty Sellers

Some woman appear to have gotten their panties in a bunch over my use of prime fish oils. The FDA has touted the health benefits of fish oils for years, but never the less, some seem to have an issue with this. Here is my olive branch to other used panty sellers.

I've noticed that some sellers have a backlog of orders. I am offering to supply these sellers with the "worn" panties required for them to catch up with their orders. I will drop ship to their buyers. I am offering this service at a discount of $11.00 per pair plus shipping. Think about this ladies, you get to take advantage of this incredible price, reduce your workload, and your buyers get a top quality pair of all natural panties with a taste and aroma that will far outshine any you could prepare. Ladies interested should contact me soon because this service will also be limited. As the top seller on the adult auction sites, I have plenty of orders myself! There are only so many to go around.

Panty Selling Franchise Program Changes

The big news here is that my offer to franchise my operation has been met with much interest. Due to the number of people interested however, I am changing the set up somewhat. Please take note that the franchise offer is limited. From today on, prospective panty sellers will be required to pay a one time fee of $850 USD. This fee will cover the costs of setting up your business for you, providing the knowledge needed to get right in there making money on the panty auction sites, providing the exclusive Super Puss formula, and a selection of quality panties to use with the Super Puss process. I am also offering two "Gold Level" franchises for $1,700 USD each. These two franchise plans will provide you with everything included in normal plan, plus an established seller account on two different adult panty auction sites. While the regular franchise plan is a gold mine itself, the "Gold Level" is guaranteed to return more than your $1,700 within 60 days (you'll actually probably recoup with 30 days). If you are interested in either franchise plan, do contact me soon because as I said, I am limiting the number. Remember, mine is the only system wholeheartedly endorsed by the major adult auction houses.

Sales Strong! Auction Owners Express Their Appreciation

I tried to help out others in the industry by offering my help and advice on the forums at the Used Panty Portal which seems to have talk and help for panty buyers and folks like me who sell them. I was pretty surprised to get a rather cold greeting by the forum users there. Ugly and hurtful comments were pitched at me and questions of my character were raised.

One nutcase went so far as to complain to the auction sites that I use to distribute my in demand products. I'm afraid the jokes on the demented hussy however. I received wonderful, jovial messages from the actual owners of these used panty auction sites. Their letters to me basically said that I should just shrug off the rumblings from my jealous competition. They said as long as I sold with the volume and fast fulfilment that I do, their getting happy users and benefiting from fees from my auctions. For the record, they also told me in the letter that complaints suggesting that dirty panty sellers should only be women were bullshit.

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Retailers and Distributors Wanted !

With the roll out of my new Super Puss formula, I am now able to offer others a piece of this great business. If you would like to begin making great money, this is the business for you. I have put together a starter pack that includes 50 quality name brand pairs of panties, and a bottle of enough Super Puss formula to turn each of the 50 pair into the most sought after used panties on the net today**. Please email me if you are serious about a lucrative career.

**Source: my ebanned gross sales vs. other sellers gross sales

New Super Puss Panties

Well I think I've outdone myself this time. Introducing the new Super Puss panties. After some fiddling around I have managed to come up with a secret recipe that that smells more like pussy than well pussy!

My formula is completely natural and safe. Using food grade ingredients including premium Mackerel oil and flax seed oil (the rest is a trade secret) I've developed a scent that can only be described as Super Puss! The oil base of the concoction does a super job of retaining the sweet puss smell for far longer than you'd get from a real pussy or from a seller that uses water-based fish scent. My premium ingredients appear to have made the real difference. My recent market test on ebanned confirms that buyers prefer these quality developed panties to those of the other sellers on ebanned. With food grade ingredients, these Super Puss panties not only smell better and longer, they are safer than old time "real puss" panties still being offered by hangers ons out there.

Do you know where the pussy of the real girl you buy panties from has been? I've found over the years that many women who sell their panties suffer from what is known as dirty puss. Trust me, you don't want to handle the panties of someone infected with dirty puss, and you sure as hell don't want to put them in your mouth or near your face. New Super Puss panties are better for you, smell better longer, and arrive in your mailbox faster!

If you purchase from one of my six different "personalities" on ebanned, you have likely already began enjoying these Super Puss panties. I will be rolling them out in my ebare auctions shortly too. If you'd like to buy direct, just email me and you'll get the best used panties money can buy delivered to you quickly.

Just Call Me Sarah, Amber, Roxy, or Whatever!

I am an over fifty, fat, balding family man who has made his fortune selling used panties on the internet... this blog is my story, and will follow my progress for those interested.

My story starts out several years ago. Surfing the internet for porn, I happened upon a site where ladies were offering up their used and dirty panties (that's knickers for some of you) for sale to the highest bidder. Needless to say, I bought a few pairs. This was exciting and fun at first, but after awhile, I began to feel a little guilty about the amount of money I was sending off to these strangers in exchange for their dirty laundry. Always one for clever ideas, I came up with the idea of recycling these panties. Recycling in this case means that after I had my fun with them, I offer them up myself to fellow dirty panty seeking fiends.

The new problem that this created is that I started getting more interest than I had used panties available. Even as I ramped up my orders from real ladies selling their panties, I found that delays in getting the panties to me caused problems with my customer service. Plus, the mark up I required was high because I had to first buy from a real girl, and then when I re-sold, I had to cover my costs. Ever heard the term eliminate the middle-man? It is a term that meant plenty to me in my business. Eliminating the middle-lady in my case made all the difference in the world to the bottom line of my business. I simply decided to create my own product.

To understand, you have to look at the psychology of the used panty buyer. Buying used and dirty panties is part of a fantasy for the men and women that partake in this activity. It isn't necessary that the panties be worn by an actual female, but rather that the fantasy that they have exists. Men that buy used panties might be surprised to learn that the sweat that builds up under your ball sack smells very much like the smell of a woman's privates. Here's another revelation; ass and pee smells the same regardless of the person's gender. So with a $1.00 pair of panties off the clearance rack at Walmart, sweaty balls, a dirty ass, and a little dribble of pee off of good 'o willy, any man can concoct a very convincing pair of" ladies dirty panties".

Is what I do wrong? Is it unethical? Scamming? No, let me say that on the many auction sites where I sell my wares, I have among the highest positive feedback from buyers. My panties go for a premium. Buyers of my panties get exactly what they pay and ask for and they usually never have to wait as long to get them as they do with the ladies that sell. I take pride in the fact that in three years of selling many, many pairs of panties, bras, slips, shoes, socks, nighties, hose, and such, I've only had two complaints from buyers. Both of these cases were related to the depth of the aroma. Hey, sometimes the old balls aren't as sweaty as others. My success at selling lets me know that my buyers are very satisfied with the product that I provide them. I'll put my sales and customer satisfaction against those of a real lady seller any day.

I'll be talking more about the actual how I continue to build my business in future blog entries. Comments?